Yesterday I told Hank that I didn't want any sort of romantic or FWB relationship with him.
Really? You figured all that out after one date?
Yeah, I did.
Well then, I didn't think it would work out either.
Uh huh. That's why you were asking--pretty much demanding--I give you a second chance. Riiight.
Why don't you want to try?
Why don't you?
I'll answer if you do.
I'm not attracted to you.
That was easy. You're too young for me; you don't have the right mindset for romance.
So you were begging for a second change because...?
You know, I didn't come across as romantic because I decided immediately that the answer was no.
I think you should give me a second chance.
Yeah, after all this passive-aggressive bullshit. I'll get right on that.
I shared all this with Jonah, and he laughed, and basically said:
You badly bruised his ego. He's just trying to save face. But you're not a pussy factory, so fuck him. Though obviously not literally.
Too bad I'm still boyfriendless--and sexless :(
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I love Jonah's comment. XDDDDD
ReplyDeleteYou need some as awesome as you are, 'cause you deserve it. And you're pretty damn awesome.
And jesus. You? Young? HA!! XD
I KNOW RIGHT!!! :D
ReplyDeleteOr, at least, someone who doesn't suck. Because guys anywhere close to my age tend to suck. And much older men are usually married with kids. And yes I am! :DDDD <3
I know right? XDDD That made me laugh so hard. My dad, too :)